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firstbendman


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A married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the baby's biological father.

Both were happy to try it.

The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing, so the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal.

He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She, the husband and the doctor were ecstatic, although they doubted if the machine was working properly. 

But when the family got home, the machine proved itself.... The gardener was lying dead at the gate, from the labour pains!


I propose that all member of this forum go for DNA test, because most of us gat the mentality and thinking capabilities of sons and daughters of garden boys, makhuki, ogulitsa makala and their associates.
 





-- Edited by firstbendman at 21:48, 2006-08-20

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Can you post your not so funny joke in the JOKES forum.


 



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bingiza wrote:


Can you post your not so funny joke in the JOKES forum.


 




Now that I know youre one of the products of  a garden boy (I was talking about), youre off the hook from the DNA test. Youre exempted.


If it sounded like a joke to you, propablely its a joke. Its no joke to me. And who appointed you the modelator of this forum to tell me where to put my posting, Garden Boy, Jr.


 



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firstbendman wrote:


Now that I know youre one of the products of  a garden boy (I was talking about), youre off the hook from the DNA test. Youre exempted.


If it sounded like a joke to you, propablely its a joke. Its no joke to me. And who appointed you the modelator of this forum to tell me where to put my posting, Garden Boy, Jr. 






Its a joke and i see it like that.


 



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bingiza wrote:




Its a joke and i see it like that.




If its bothering you, then cut and paste it to where ever you want it. Its fine with me, where it is.


And if you see it as a joke, it propablely made somebody's day - not all postings are for everybody. Am not responsible for your happiness,  Garden Boy, Jr.



-- Edited by firstbendman at 01:49, 2006-08-22

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THIS IS REALLY FUNNY

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