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The self acclaimed Jesus Matiki has discharged himself from Hospital according to todays daily times edition .This guys has been preaching in chilomoni, telling people that he is Jesus Christ and he met some who asked him to turn a stone into bread and  one  of his disciples wanted to behave like Simon Peter as he did when the Romans came to arrest his master,he got the wrath of the public who started stoning them .Jesus himself was hospitalised at Queens Elizabeth Hospital after the fracas.It is alleged that he has relocated from chilomoni to Machinjiri with his disciples and his family and has four wives.



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The self acclaimed Jesus Matiki has discharged himself from Hospital according to todays daily times edition .This guys has been preaching in chilomoni, telling people that he is Jesus Christ and he met some who asked him to turn a stone into bread and  one  of his disciples wanted to behave like Simon Peter as he did when the Romans came to arrest his master,he got the wrath of the public who started stoning them .Jesus himself was hospitalised at Queens Elizabeth Hospital after the fracas.It is alleged that he has relocated from chilomoni to Machinjiri with his disciples and his family and has four wives.




I don't get it. This is meant to be a joke right? Or is there really someone like this person above?

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abre les ojos wrote:


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The self acclaimed Jesus Matiki has discharged himself from Hospital according to todays daily times edition .This guys has been preaching in chilomoni, telling people that he is Jesus Christ and he met some who asked him to turn a stone into bread and  one  of his disciples wanted to behave like Simon Peter as he did when the Romans came to arrest his master,he got the wrath of the public who started stoning them .Jesus himself was hospitalised at Queens Elizabeth Hospital after the fracas.It is alleged that he has relocated from chilomoni to Machinjiri with his disciples and his family and has four wives.




I don't get it. This is meant to be a joke right? Or is there really someone like this person above?



This guy is very much around i have seen him on TV he doenst talk much but has a crafty assistant of a woman who does most of the talking, he is nimcompoop to me. Look at this commentary


http://www.nationmalawi.com/articles.asp?articleID=17999



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jesus matiki and abre would make agreat gay couple

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rick wrote:

jesus matiki and abre would make agreat gay couple


Wow you're a funny guy. Actually me and your father would make a great couple. How about that huh?

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This guy needs not to be taken seriously. I guess there have been others like him before and their legacy dies a natural death.

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abre is not like Matiki unless you are joking.The truth of the fact is that Matiki might be one of those false pastors who we are told to be careful with.Abre is not a believer nor a follower,he hasnt met salvation yet.He xpects to receive rewards in return of faith and he thinks theres no God.In short he is an atheist.

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abre is not like Matiki unless you are joking.The truth of the fact is that Matiki might be one of those false pastors who we are told to be careful with.Abre is not a believer nor a follower,he hasnt met salvation yet.He xpects to receive rewards in return of faith and he thinks theres no God.In short he is an atheist.


What are you talking about. On a simplistic level this character is no more or less than the real Jesus (if he actually existed).

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abre, you make me laugh, if it pleases you then he can be whatever you wish or he wishes.

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