A businessman sends a fax to his wife:


To my Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54
years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good
wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be
back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table.

My Dear Husband

I received your fax, and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take
this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.

At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I

will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your

secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your
excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same
situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 more often
than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime
tomorrow.