> Njoroge gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to get
> some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before.
>
> "So what do I do first?"
>
> His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed"
>
> 5 minutes later Njoroge is on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed
> what do I do now?"
>
> His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your damn clothes
off
> and get into bed with her."
>
> After another 5 minutes Njoroge is on the phone again. "Dad, I'm naked
> and in bed with her, what do I do now?"
>
> His father's patience is now running out so he says, "Shit son, do I
> have to spell everything out to you? Just put the hardest thing on
your
> body where she pees. Good night !!!! "
>
> Just when his father starts snoring, his son is on the phone again.
"OK
> Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"
>
> "Drown yourself and flush, you bloody idiot!"