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       Game,

Before you went for your 3 day church services (I hope you learned something) you left the posting below. My guess is that you dont wonna throw in the towel. I anticipated your brain to read between the lines. You have eyes, but you cant see. 


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hey firstbend bimbo,it looks like you are so fond of quoting everything i write,i didnt know you was a fan,so i take it all your shots at me are because you dont get the attention you need from one of your heroes,am sorry to have misunderstood you.but stan listen good and pay attention,as a legend you are not the only one that requires my immediate attention,game is a busy man,thats why i have created this vast reputation which exceeds the understanding of mankind.i will never hurl insults at you for a short period of time,i wasnt even aware that you are a psycho stalking my every posting on this web page,all i heard was some noise coming from discarded canisters i throw at my adversaries. anyway time is so precious,so let me state that you have exceeded your welcomed stay in my book i think its time you go out and show people this autograph,today am not in the mood to utter curses as it is a saturday so i got to go to church.  






While I understand youre trying to save face, but the modus operandi is not right. You are taking fresh from you buttocks to mend your face, while am doing damage to other parts of your body. You gonna be one dude with big all face, but without bottom. You wont even look delocious to mfiti ya dyela.


i didnt know you was a fan.....as a legend you are not the only one that requires my immediate attention,game is a busy man,thats why i have created this vast reputation which exceeds the understanding of mankind


The word legend can mean celebrity, star or hero, but can also mean fairy tale. And the later meaning is appropriate to you, because thats just what youre. Heroes comes in different sizes and shapes. Like one hero, after fighting furiously at the first Gulf war, he chose to get across the desert back to Kuwait riding a camel. Midway through the journey, he became horny, so he decided to f*** the camel. Fodya wako ndiuyo alipa mpuno. But he was having difficulties to put his dick in, because each time he tried, the ngamira was moving. Coincidentally, while he was still trying to force himself in, he saw a very beautiful woman coming his way from nowhere. The woman asked for water from this hero and as a token of appreciation, the woman offered him anything he wanted. Ndikhoza kukupangilani chili chonse bambo. To the dismay of the woman, the hero asked her to hold the ngamira for him, while he try to f*** it. Yes, Game youre my kinda 'hero'. 


i wasnt even aware that you are a psycho stalking my every posting on this web page


Psycho? psycho my ass. When you post your sh** here, what do you expect members to do? This is world wide web. And what kind of war were you expecting, when you declared it? Kutukwana? How can I judge you, if I dont read your postings? No wonder you got all twisted about Firstbendman. Remember we dont know each other and we came across each others path through reading postings. If in your world you call it stalking, then yes, am stalking you. I wish you had a slight brain, other than none at all.


Somebody told me a story about amisala, which I relate to you. There was an airplane full of amisala flying to LA from New York. While in the plane, these guys were making too much noise that the pilot and co-pilot could not communicated easily. The co-pilot walked out of the cockpit to try to stop the madness, but to avail. But he noticed amongst them, there was one dude who was very quite. The Co-pilot went to him and ask if he could take charge and the control the noise. After awhile and back in the cockpit, the pilot noticed quietness. Pleased, the co-pilot went to check and see how the dude managed to make them quite. To his dismay, the co-pilot found out that the plane was empty except for the 'quite' dude. Asked where the rest of his friends was, he explained that he told them to go off the plane and came back after calm. The co-pilot was convinced that the degree of misala was worse in this guy, than his friends. And to you Game, I can proudly tell you that am the co-pilot and youre .......Say it yourself. Say it loud.


anyway time is so precious,so let me state that you have exceeded your welcomed stay in my book i think its time you go out and show people this autograph,today am not in the mood to utter curses as it is a saturday so i got to go to church.


Since in your world,  youre putting yourself on higher level, I will share with you an advice from my uncle. Yes, same old Uncle Chimbolo Munthali. He started his advice with a tales as usual like:


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to  
get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.


Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Uncles' moral of the story:

Bulls*** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Look Game!!! Youre down now. The posting you wrote down will haunt you.


 game wrote:







  hey firstbend bimbo,now you have diverted your so called war on the Rev because he charged 3 grand a concert,do you carry your brains in a diaper bag or what?what is exactly wrong with you?why do you always take a dim view of everything,is it because you are a failure,or were you abused as a child and you take your anger out on people who you dont even know.dont forget you and me are at war here,i wont rest till am the last man standing so stop going hay wire on innocent people. come back to the battle field and dont get rusty because you started it,try and mobilise all your pseudonyms and take me on,am the hurricane at your door step,i knew you was a fake,should we say you dont have a foresight,you did'nt anticipate things to get out of hand,i did,i am a thoghtfull planner and i knew you would punk out you stupid uncircumcised foreskin.i will haunt you wherever you go till you surrender,this is the beginning,when i said i will take you to war you thought i was joking,no my friend i dont joke.war is war. am going to rectify you,am going to altenate you into direct current so you learn how to respect people's views without hurling michimba at them,i can even put a price on your head and like a loaf of bread you can have the whole southbend looking for you.leave the rev alone at least he can have a sold out concert but you?who can come to watch you at your circus even in your own house if you have one,you are just a clown without a fan base. we come on this forum to help each other or learn from each other as one people,but people like you destroys the whole pattern of brotherhood amongst malawians.if you are totally incapable keeping up a debate its better to shut your sorry ass mouth and let real people debate.people like you make this forum boring,at least am like some aphrodisiac which attracts attention from both the sane and insane like you.i am your apocalypse,the end to your intimidations on those who just come here to discuss stuff without an axe to grind,if you dare to refill your armoury on me you better come back strong because am ready and dangerously armed.mavuzi apumbwa.  






-- Edited by firstbendman at 08:37, 2006-05-03

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young man,just so you know am too brainfull for you,i dont think i will carry on entertaining your sorry ass anymore,you cant even hit me hard to feel your presence,its like going in a duel with an idiotically programmed mental case who smiles at a buzz of a fly in his face.you are such an ignoramus deluded creature and it will be illogical for me to engange in your inbecilic discussions.


keep quoting me and learn something from it,maybe you want to incorporate your sorry muddy ass to the power house of this forum,then do in with some dignity,class and let people acknowledge your merits dont force it.to me you are still in the incubator,havent even hatched yet so everything you throw at me wont make an impact,just so you know.if i dont respond to you again that means  i didnt read it.because its definately trash coming from a trash bin.



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firstbendman wrote:


    You wont even look delocious to mfiti ya dyela.

Uwu ndi mwano waukulu kwabasi,mpakana mfiti kukana kudya!!!!

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Bitch


I knew that this 'war' was nonstarter, before you even hauled me in the second time. You have poor judgement, dude. Am grateful that I have put your ass where it belongs. Dont ever underrate pples intellectual capabilities. I will be watching ass.


For now let me take you through your sh*** you wrote down here:


game wrote:






young man,


-Wrong judgement again. By now you should know that youre dealing with somebody who has spent so many hrs on this planet.


just so you know am too brainfull for you,i dont think i will carry on entertaining your sorry ass anymore,you cant even hit me hard to feel your presence,


-Tell somebody else that bull****. I have seen nothing from you to qualify you as brainfull. I have read some of other pples opinions, and am convinced that we have members who are brainfull. Not you, babe.


its like going in a duel with an idiotically programmed mental case who smiles at a buzz of a fly in his face.


-This line is mine. Ask Abre.


you are such an ignoramus deluded creature and it will be illogical for me to engange in your inbecilic discussions.


-You failed to prove it.


 keep quoting me and learn something from it,


-I guess that how 'war of word' is supposed to be fought. Unless, when you talked of war, you meant coming to SB with fighter Jets and bomb me. I have learned that youre a punk ass bitch with a big mouth. I have learned not to believe whatever you say. And I have also learned that youre Pathako pa nkhandwe peni peni.


maybe you want to incorporate your sorry muddy ass to the power house of this forum,


-Wishful thinking, dreamer.


then do in with some dignity,class and let people acknowledge your merits dont force it.to me you are still in the incubator,havent even hatched yet so everything you throw at me wont make an impact,just so you know.if i dont respond to you again that means  i didnt read it.because its definately trash coming from a trash bin.


You might claim so, but one thing which am sure you wont do again, declaring war on me. Unayitana chimbalangondo nyumba. And I have exposed your fake ass.


One time, Uncle Chimbolo Munthali was fight this dude. And seeing that her husband was getting beat, the wife of the dude, decide to join the fight to help the husband. She took hold of my uncle's 'balls' until pple decided to separate them. My uncle explained to me later that the moment the wife grabbed his balls, he started 'enjoying' it. It was like when any woman touchs your balls.


While you were 'enjoying' the humor in my postings, your were supposed to learn the lesson behind. This wife intensions was to punish my uncle not for him to enjoy. Have life.


Now, who is the last man? Yes, sir!!!!!!!!!


 



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KALIDO wrote:


firstbendman wrote:     You wont even look delocious to mfiti ya dyela. Uwu ndi mwano waukulu kwabasi,mpakana mfiti kukana kudya!!!!

Even kukamubweza as nyama yangongole. Mfiti zina kumukananso. Zimvekele, bwanji mukaphe munthu wina, ameneyu kamudyeni nokha. Mfiti kuopa kuwengedwa ndi munthu ameneyu.

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