A chief in the village wearing a dirty dust court and sitting on a log was dozing and finally slept when the indunas were busy hearing evidence from the last witness in a case about a stollen chicken but nobody noticed because he was wearing a wilson hat. When he woke up he was asked to pass judgemnt.

Induna, "chief you have heard the evidence against the acused, now you can pass judgement!"

Chief, " Well,due to the gravity of the offence tha accussed should be eeeeh, well lets just kill him!

peaple were amused and asked for linience considering that the case involved only a small chicken. By then the chief was not fully awake.He then pretended to think deeply and said, "O.k after considering your concern my people, I say we should just hang him if not we can just slaughter the man." People still booed him.As final judgement he said," Alright dont worry people one of you cut his heard off and its over!" People cut the heard,but during the process the man cried loudly and the chief came to his senses only to realise that it was about a chicken and the acussed was his nephew! There was total confusion and "Hey you! leave this site and go back to work!Its time for work now OK!!!!