My friends dis is what happened to ma best friend

Every time his wife wants to wash dirty clothes,she was surprised dat she finds condoms in da pockets.So one day she asked about dis ma friend answered dat he's used to carrying dem cause he dont know wat will happen where ever he's going.One day his wife was going to da shops she asked to have one cause she didn't know wat will happen there so it must be in her handbag.......The was furious n shouted alot wen we went there we failed to settle dem down.

HEY GOOG PPLE HOW CAN U HELP DA FELLOW OR IF IT WAS U WAT CAN U DO?