IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT...?

abre les ojos · Guru

IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT...?

Pope · Guru

I hope you were never in need when you were in need and someone helped you.Bleseed is the hand that gives than the one that recieves.

I have laughed loud at your observation,get stats again......ulalalaaaaaa!!!

MBAMBADI · Member

Abre man,

Kodi iwe unayesapo kuyang'ana mbali yabwino imodzi ya kuno? Umayankhula ngati mkazi ndipo ndikulumbira apa!!! Mkati mwa buluku lakolo muli mzimayi!!!! Nthawi zonse ungakambe zakuno ndi madandaulo basi. Zinazi zakola tsopano. AAASAAA?!!!!! Osakhala ngati mwamuna bwanji? Uli ndi mkazi iwe?Ugwire mwina ungayankhule zanzeru!!!!

abre les ojos · Guru

MBAMBADI wrote:

Abre man,
Kodi iwe unayesapo kuyang'ana mbali yabwino imodzi ya kuno? Umayankhula ngati mkazi ndipo ndikulumbira apa!!! Mkati mwa buluku lakolo muli mzimayi!!!! Nthawi zonse ungakambe zakuno ndi madandaulo basi. Zinazi zakola tsopano. AAASAAA?!!!!! Osakhala ngati mwamuna bwanji? Uli ndi mkazi iwe?Ugwire mwina ungayankhule zanzeru!!!!

huh?

MBAMBADI · Member

Siumva chichewa???

abre les ojos · Guru

MBAMBADI wrote:

Siumva chichewa???

English please....

MBAMBADI · Member

abre les ojos wrote:

MBAMBADI wrote: Siumva chichewa??? English please....

Paja kumudzi mkuti??? CHitselekwete!!!!!!!!!! Chizunguchizungu chani?

game · Guru

haha!just when i thought people dont have the sense of humour anymore.

firstbendman · Senior Member

MBAMBADI wrote:

Abre man, Kodi iwe unayesapo kuyang'ana mbali yabwino imodzi ya kuno? Umayankhula ngati mkazi ndipo ndikulumbira apa!!! Mkati mwa buluku lakolo muli mzimayi!!!! Nthawi zonse ungakambe zakuno ndi madandaulo basi. Zinazi zakola tsopano. AAASAAA?!!!!! Osakhala ngati mwamuna bwanji? Uli ndi mkazi iwe?Ugwire mwina ungayankhule zanzeru!!!!

I guess its the same reason, why you guys, you always talk of kuseta nkhalamba. (As if thats the only job for malawians living abroad).

If youre fighting a priest, use a sword (lupanga) becuase you will make him think he is fighting a 'holy war'. If you fight him with guns, he will think ndi iwe wachifwaba. Muchidule, fight fire with fire.

Have you ever thought why you have never heard anybody saying 'wakuba amene anabwela ku den anandipashikila boo or bava yomwe ya ndibela ndiyowoneka boo or yosamba'. Why? Thats your assignment.

-- Edited by firstbendman at 03:44, 2006-02-15

Pope · Guru

iwenso firstbend man ukunama apa,nkhani iri apa ndi yakuti abre satha chichewa,kaya ndi Abdul kaya Pandor kaya ndi mphwtikizi,mayankho muwapeza.Bola uyu game ngwa pa nsanje apoo ndipo make ndi a kwa Kapoloma.

CJ · Newbie

Pope my man, you got jokes!!!

game · Guru

ine ndine ntumbuka koma n'dakula nochewa,angoni,asena,angelezi,anyanja,ana amafumu kulinga kukasungu,ayao mpakana kwa che katuli kumangochi uku,kuntcheu kwa kuthwani,moyo uliwonse nimaudziwa,chinyau n'davalapo kusukulu pa tchuthi.kubvinidwa asanena ayi,tele tsano kuno kumangalande nonanso agalu amichombo,dzipyinjo dzolira zitoliro nakumana nazo.nine weniweni m'malawi.

i have been to many different places,seen many things,mixed with all people from drug dealers to murderers to college proffesors,i have seen places where birds fly backward in our own country malawi.ask anyone who sold rum kwa kauma,ntandire chimoka,senti.phwetekele kaondo.i've seen it all.

Pope · Guru

koma game sono,unayamba wavinidwapo iwe,ukunama ndiwe mlukhu ndithu.Koma ya kwa kaondo yandipeza,cha uko ku dudu uko.Nanga abres amadziwa kuti,kalyeka kapena matchansi.

firstbendman · Senior Member

Pope wrote:

iwenso firstbend man ukunama apa,nkhani iri apa ndi yakuti abre satha chichewa,kaya ndi Abdul kaya Pandor kaya ndi mphwtikizi,mayankho muwapeza.Bola uyu game ngwa pa nsanje apoo ndipo make ndi a kwa Kapoloma.

I was responding to the topic below. But on the issue that Abre or Abdul kaya Pandor satha chichewa - Izo ndizakanso. I know he can pick up some words,though, because he has responded to chichewa postings. But dont worry about him, he will learn it fast, because ndiwadyela ndikuyakha ma postings aliwonse. I care less for pple who say chichewa chimandibvuta or sinditha kuphika nsima. Ndinamumanapo nsima somebody, because he told me that he couldnt cook nsima. I tried to teach him, but he looked like mbuli in Algebra class. I told him to fix himself whatever he can, but nsima yanga toto.

MBAMBADI wrote:

Abre man, Kodi iwe unayesapo kuyang'ana mbali yabwino imodzi ya kuno? Umayankhula ngati mkazi ndipo ndikulumbira apa!!! Mkati mwa buluku lakolo muli mzimayi!!!! Nthawi zonse ungakambe zakuno ndi madandaulo basi. Zinazi zakola tsopano. AAASAAA?!!!!! Osakhala ngati mwamuna bwanji? Uli ndi mkazi iwe?Ugwire mwina ungayankhule zanzeru!!!!

abre les ojos · Guru

I'm not even going to bother about the above comment since I can't understand it.

But my point still stands. Make a comment about ideas or discourse and no one has anything to say, but put out some cheap gossip and all the morons come out of the woodwork to give their two-bit worthless opinions about it. They know themselves. I mean who the hell put up that gossip about the Manda's, and how is that important knowledge. Great that JRC removed it.

Malawi. I'm ashamed of my own people. Ashamed! They are shallow, obstinate, superstitious, un-elightened philistines. Always ready to yell out to defend their idiocy. I'm not sure whether it's the reason Malawi is poor and stupid or the other way round. Even Zimbabweans and Zambians and Mozambicans laugh at Malawi for being shallow.

What I do know is that Kamuzuism has a part in all of this. My first days in Malawi I was taken aback by the level of ignorance to the rest of the world. Only America has that level of ignorance but they can get away with it because they are rich. They all thought that South Africa was the pinnacle of modernity - well a lot of them still do. The effect of kamuzuism and censorship and fear that Malawi was subject to is still there in the society and it seems more and more pronounced every time I visit the country.

This forum tells the story clearly.

Pope · Guru

abre les ojos wrote:

I'm ashamed of my own people. Ashamed! They are shallow, obstinate, superstitious, un-elightened philistines. Always ready to yell out to defend their idiocy. I'm not sure whether it's the reason Malawi is poor and stupid or the other way round. Even Zimbabweans and Zambians and Mozambicans laugh at Malawi for being shallow.

This is a blue lie,am afraid it is coming from someone with a media degree.Cross check with those countries and you will be shocked most of their big office positions are held by Malawians, and in Zambia a Malawian ruled that country for a long time.Check facts before exposing your own shallow brain.

sibweni · Senior Member

jabulosiyu ngofunika kumdyetsa mmera wokazinga kapena mbwimbwi ndikummana madzi

Date: Feb 16, 2006

Sibweni. "mmera wokazinga kapena mbwimbwi"?? Ha ha ha!

abre les ojos · Guru

I don't know what that means but I can guess that it isn't too flattering. On the other hand it is great to see people stand up to defend their country from the likes of us that hate it. Or rather think it's a dump.

Pope · Guru

abre les ojos wrote:

I don't know what that means but I can guess that it isn't too flattering. On the other hand it is great to see people stand up to defend their country from the likes of us that hate it. Or rather think it's a dump.

You dont hate it its just your opinion comes from a negative angle.If Malawi is a dump so what,its a road to the way out.

abre les ojos · Guru

I think the solutions to most Africa's problems and that includes Malawi is a political one. It's a top down solution. Still, it has to be instigated by the people at the bottom. Be it street vendors or farmers.

One of the problems is we have a very bad taxation system. So politicians don't really care about the man on the street. Nor does the man on the street care about the politicians. People don't pay taxes so they don't really care what the govt spend the money on. The government relies on aid anyway so it would rather please the west who give them money than the people in Malawi who don't.

That's one problem that needs addressing.

MBAMBADI · Member

abre les ojos wrote:

I think the solutions to most Africa's problems and that includes Malawi is a political one. It's a top down solution. Still, it has to be instigated by the people at the bottom. Be it street vendors or farmers. One of the problems is we have a very bad taxation system. So politicians don't really care about the man on the street. Nor does the man on the street care about the politicians. People don't pay taxes so they don't really care what the govt spend the money on. The government relies on aid anyway so it would rather please the west who give them money than the people in Malawi who don't. That's one problem that needs addressing.

Ndinakasangalala munakakhala wokumudzi chifukwa mukukhala ngati wonzeruko choncho koma mukayankhula bwanji kumidzi poti chilankhulo simutha? Zomwe munenazo zamveka koma chonde lekani bodza. Ife tisankha eni eni akuno kuti tithandizane nawo kulondoleza dziko lino popeza inu kwanu nkuyankhula ,nkuwonetsera kuti ntchalitchi mudapondamo koma ntchito mayazi.

Komabe.....Mwakanika kutiyankha.......Idakakhala kale bwezi tikuti....TIME OUT NO POINT!

-- Edited by MBAMBADI at 23:19, 2006-02-16

abre les ojos · Guru

I don't know what you're saying but I can tell its at my expense.

firstbendman · Senior Member

abre les ojos wrote:

I'm not even going to bother about the above comment since I can't understand it.

Take it easy. It wasnt meant for you, anyway. It was meant for the one I quoted and other pple who could understand it. Amen.

sibweni · Senior Member

bendman titi nchipewa kapena wamwamba

ayi koma sapulaki

Pope · Guru

Abre I do agree with you on taxation system in Malawi and who it benefits.The locaal pipo has little or no knwledge about our tax system.We need to teach the pipo from the village, vendors upto the indians.This shpuld be done in our local language with posters sent to every chief.

The other problem which need to be tackled is corruption in the tax bodies,there are alot of under charging of invoices from the importers,invasion by the Tanzanians and many asians who have taken advantage of a lowly paid tax colletor.

I went to tanzania and I was pleased to see how local business pipo could encourage you to pick a caah sale for the sake of TRA.