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nibe


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gee am on holiday in ma lovely country,ndiye dzulo i was coming from ndixville goin to bt town.i just decided to walk as i really had nothing to rush for nd considerin my huge body that i had to share with other three passengers on a sit in minibus made my determination even stronger for me to walk.as i reached goliyo marrket dark clouds formed in the sky."ha!its goin to rain soon,"i said to myself.i quickened my pace.as i came near HHI i could see heavy downpour rattling on ma old xool. all that time i had the urge to urinate.i was in crissis with my reasoning as wheather to stop and urinate under a tree or just go on.but the heavy rain that was fast approaching made me thought otherwise,"apa ndiye ndanyowa kale."i just pissed in my pants.and lo the rain abruptly stopped before it reached me."mayo!"i tried to ran for it to make my whole body wet but it went away leaving ma upper body dry.

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nibe.


hope you have fun on holiday,bring malawi gin.



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things are bad here but i can afford veremuti ya kachasu. i ve got used to it that i can swallow without squizzin ma face.say hi to all brothers in da hood

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nibe wrote:

gee am on holiday in ma lovely country,ndiye dzulo i was coming from ndixville goin to bt town.i just decided to walk as i really had nothing to rush for nd considerin my huge body that i had to share with other three passengers on a sit in minibus made my determination even stronger for me to walk.as i reached goliyo marrket dark clouds formed in the sky."ha!its goin to rain soon,"i said to myself.i quickened my pace.as i came near HHI i could see heavy downpour rattling on ma old xool. all that time i had the urge to urinate.i was in crissis with my reasoning as wheather to stop and urinate under a tree or just go on.but the heavy rain that was fast approaching made me thought otherwise,"apa ndiye ndanyowa kale."i just pissed in my pants.and lo the rain abruptly stopped before it reached me."mayo!"i tried to ran for it to make my whole body wet but it went away leaving ma upper body dry.
I LOL when I first heard this joke. That was 10 years ago. How can I forget about it. I remember, it cost me a very beautiful woman. I was try to be a joker, but this girl didnt buy it when I said something similar to the above events. Apparently, she heard it from too many dudes and she didnt see any funny part. I never saw her ass since and am still single. Life! Life! Life! 

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nkhuku ya njiru

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nibe wrote:

nkhuku ya njiru
Ha!Ha!Ha! No. I dont think so. Nkuku ya chilungamo. 

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