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Someone sent me this one. I thought it was hilarious:


I climbed a mountain and saw a sheep with a shinning face
And it was you.


Love without Sex is like a Garden without Manyowa.


Date: Udziwa wekha


Dear Melinesi,


Don't be flabbergasted with this short notcha. By the way how are
you?. to say more to me I am very fantastic.


The aim of jotting this notcha is that you drive me crazy by Steve
Winwood and I will never gonna give you up by Eric Donaldson that's
why i want you to be my G/F. To say the truthfully, Mellie you are
the most beautiful Girl I have ever seen walking on this earth or
Jupiter even Uranus, mars and Neptune and not forgetting America.
If you don't know the meaning of G/F ask your friends but if you
allow me then it must be a secret.


So what do you think?
Put the answer kuchikutilo cha kope langa la Jeography.
One love by bob Marley,Ukamaliza kuwerenga Ung'ambe.



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koma phwete landi gwila! LOL..that's hilarious!!


I can't stop laughing!!!



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And to imagine that girls or should I say "Mashura" responded to this -- It is hilarious.


Here are a few more:


Love to love, kiss to kiss.  FANTA: Foolish Africans Never Taste Alcohol.  Our love will never die/end until...


anyone got some more 



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Here is some more:

SAHARA is a desert where nothing can grow apart from Love.

ENGLAND Every Nice Girl Loves A Nice Dear

Your Chest is My Pillow

Now the main event went like this:

Dearest Darling

I am very pleased or exhirlated to grab this simple opportunity to drop you this missive.Before I go any further let me find out about an important animal called lyphie.How is it treating you over there? To say more about me I am in kodak as it equals action on the move.

Now let me proceed with this missive in our local vernacular language called Chichewa for easy understand.

Iwe ndiwe chitsiru wamva? Ine zopusa sindifuna ayi.Auntie anga amandikaniza.Ndamva kuti uli ndi mashura ena.Ndiye chibangiri changa undibwenzere.Chikatero chatha chatha.

Yours faithfully

Know yourself

Yankho Umupatsire wakupatsayo....chibangiri ndikunena .

P/S Ndamuuza kale mlongo wanga ukamachokera ku Sports umvemtsa.

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I am weak at the knees. Mwandikumbutsa chikale when life was so uncomplicated.



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Remember me by Lucky Dube.



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Do ya'all remember the letters we used to write by inter-connecting song lyrics or titles.Let me see if I can remember.


Dear Girlie Girlie

Sometimes I wonder that its your Happy Birthday.As it I just Forgot to Give you Love.But I hope you wont find a Substitute coz thats Objection Overruled.

Remember Me as you wish me Merry Xmas for I Cant help Falling in love with you.Although you are just a Homely Girl I know we are on Higher Ground in this Labour of Love.

I ask you to Sing me a Song coz I am just a Singer man not a Slave.You are my only Ice Ice Baby therefore am Burning Up since I heard you are in Lone with a DJ.


Cherio Babe

Bush Doctor but you can Call me Al.


Does Anyone has more....

Do you also remember how we used to have sex by surprise or kutchera ndale yet zinthu zake zogwirizana?Kulimbana chi struggle chovuta but when it comes to the crunch time you do not even know how to do it.You also wonder the girl has no undies yet she is resisting while having accepted the invitation.Thats when you knew akufuna ameneyo.

I remember Proffessor Granville Williams wrote while discussing the intricasies of deciphering consent or lack thereof in Rape Cases..."Consent is hard to fathom for the girl who was all the while whispering I will never consent had all the while given consent and thus consented"

But those were simple days.Can anybody please turn back the hand of time?
Respect ya'all.

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we dont call that zachikale it' classic If you can get a rebuff with that letta anakunkwimira kwanu basi


 



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I agree ndi yawa ya antimidator life wasnt complecated like nowdays ,man tired of this dating stuff .Ndi wakazi wa kumuzi amene wakuti date, chiyani. Home, I could chase one from Limbe to Chilomoni being sure by the time she step inside her mama house achimwene ameneyotu ndachotsa.But this new kafunsilidwe ,she wanna talk a date this club ,pub restruant,bra bra bra ,man I like kufunsila kwakale 



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here are some more.


cocacola- Can one come and collect our love again


Sudan- sex usually done at night


Linda- love is not dangerous atall


Canada- come at night and do action


Band- boys are not dangerous


Emily- every minute I love you


LOVE IS BWTN TWO LEGS. WHAT ABOUT YOU AND ME?



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Koma kale likati lizibwelera anthuni. Timangoopa Chizo......no basi. Kufunsira kunali kokoma.

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