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Jokes of the week


BEAN SPECIAL


1) BRAIN TUMOR:



Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
 

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
 

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
 


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
 

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9


Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!



3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
 

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
 


4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:
 

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
 

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
 


5) Marriage:
 

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
 

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
 

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
 

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
 


7) Mr. Bean:
 
(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
 

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
 

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
 

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
 


9) Spelling lesson:
 

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

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You've already posted this on the general forum so why are you putting this on jokes as well? Make your mind up PREZIDENTE



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Hey Miss


I just pasted a link to the forum but in actual fact i posted it here not in the general forum. So who should make up the mind here?


I dont think there was anything wrong to do this is it?




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WEll that link takes you straight to the joke so how the hell is that different?

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hey Miss!


Thanks for noting the difference.Can I ask you one favour? Can you reduce your font please? its taking much space on the forum.



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Listen Mister


You're the one taking all the space up in here talkin all that jazz. Lighten up and enjoy the ride. Later dude!



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Oh you didnt read between the line here? What exctly i was trying to tell you is that what you are argueing about its just like saying reduce your font to a smaller size which is trivialor crap.You have your own way of doing your thing and let other do it their own way.So dont get mad at me for posting lots of goodies and baddies here k. Lets just keep the place burning.By the way i like your postings anyway.

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Believe me honey, i'm not angry. It takes a lot to make me angry. So don't sweat it.

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i didnt say that you r angry!honey!

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