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As usual its a Joke!
 
Patients

Four surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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a Pure, palitu page ya ma joke pompano, mwayiwala!

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Yes Ankhaze,


Ayi sitinayiwale kungoti emm ujeni! emm ujeni! emm, Kodi mwati chani funso lija?



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Oh! ndakumbukilano tsano funso lija ayi, Inu munafunsa bwino ndithu ndipo muyenera kudziwa.


Ine langa ndifunsoso. Sindili nkumvetsa tathauzo la Jenelolo Folamu. Ndiye funso langa ndiloti kodi mungandiuzeko kuti lithanthauzanji?


Ayi mukandiyankha ayi ndithu ine mudzindipeza ndi majoko anga ku jokosi sekishoni.Apo Bi ndilipo ndithu.



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aPure, ndi 'general' ndithu umomudziwila general koma yosefedwa..... hence breakdown ya ma category.



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Ankhaze,


Ayi izo ndiye zamveka, koma zan'choka m'mutu mwanu ati? Chifukwa pama category sadalembe chilichonse kaya anti no discription,sadalembe "safed" mwina you are right!


Ayi poti mwafuna tidziyikanso pa majokosi section kuti omwe alibe mpata oona apa angathenso kuona pa majokosi section.


bwanji pamenepo?


mmh! kapena mukufunitsitsa kuti tipitebe ku jokosi section? Ehh! ndaona kuti ambilinu mukufuna zitatelo ayi mawa pa jokosi sekishoni.Aah Tsano mukusangalala chani? Ayi njoyani ndithu.



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