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Dear Husband:


I'm writing you tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.


These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.


Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.


You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.


P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


 


Your EX-Wife




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hey


i thought you said you are outside the USA am just curious because we dont have virginia in malawi.



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I guess this is just a joke I can talk about any part of the world I want regardless of where I stay not so? I know alot of people out there agree. I wanted to mention Nagasaki in Japan I guess Nagasaki is also not in Malawi.What would make me not mention of western viginia because I am not there I shouldnt mention it. I guess you are wrong and very wrong.


The fact is Its a Joke whether I talk about anyplace out there does not guarantee that I stay There. I keep it real. The fact is I stay in B town down Ks thats real.All I want is to keep the forum have fun.


I guess the scene of the joke would not have fun if it had something like Ndirande ku Blantyre!.


Please tatiyeni tidzikhulupililanako nthawi zina.


I am Just new on this forum, and I want to share what I have with people I can talk to like you guys.


What ever I say is real except Jokes, my name. 


 



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