there were these nunnies on there way to heaven.the lord was asking one by one  to explain if she had sinned

the first one said;lord i slapped my sister along time ago when I  was 6 years old,

the lord told the senior angel to bring a big basin with holy water in it,then she was told to wash her hand she used when slapping her sister

the second one said she touched mens private parts,and she was told to wash her hands in the same basin

The lord noticed that at the back of the queue the nunnies were pushing each other...the one who was at the back wanted to be at the front of her three friends

then the lord called the one who wanted to be on the front to explain why she was pushing her friend and she said to the lord

As you know those three are my best friends,but if they sit in that water am not gonna drink it

thats why I wanted to drink first before they put their asses in that holy water

meaning that the three nunnies did it but she only sucked.....

aint it funny?