A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of
their
dead
mother
> > > > > > > > arrived from the USA, sent by their  brother. The tiny
corpse
> > was
> > > so
> > > > > > > > tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's
face
> was
> > > > > > > practically
> > > > > > > > touching the glass cover. When
> > > > > > > > they opened  the coffin, they found a letter from their
sister
> > > > > > > > pinned to their mother's chest, which read:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Dearest brodas and sistos,
> > > > > > > > I am sending you our moda's remains for burial de in
Lagos.
> > Sorry
> > > I
> > > > > > > > couldn't come along as tha expenses  were so high. You
will
> find
> > > > > > > > inside de coffin, unda Mama's body,12 cans of Libby's
corned
> > beef
> > > > > > > > and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just share it among
yourselves.
> On
> > > > > > > > Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8)for
> Junior.
> > De
> > > > > > > > are four pairs of
> > > > > > > Reeboks
> > > > > > > > under Mama's head for Tunde's
> > > > > > > > sons.Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is
for
> > Omo,
> > > > > > > > Roy and de rest are for my nephews.Mama is also wearing
one
> > dozen
> > > > > > > > Wonder Bra (your favorite), just divide it among
yourselves.
> The
> > 2
> > > > > > > > dozen Victoria's Secret panties dat Mama is
> > > > > > > wearing
> > > > > > > > should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.Mama
is
also
> > > > > > > > wearing eight Docker pants - Ikeje, please get one for
> yourself
> > > and
> > > > > > > > the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked
for is
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > Mama's
> > > > > > > > left  wrist, please get it.Aunty Ifoma , Mama is
wearing
what
> > you
> > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > -earrings, ring and
> > > > > > > > necklace - just please get dem. Also, the six pairs of
Chanel
> > > > > > > > stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among
the
> > teen-age
> > > > > > > > girls de. I hope they like the color.Your loving
sister,
Nene
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > P.S. Please take care of finding a dress for her
burial.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> >
> >
> >