This guy went to work without  realising he did not zip his trousers.
His secretary noticed and said  to him "You did not close the garage."
 
The  guy did not understand so he went to call his wife and asked if the
garage door was closed.
His wife said" "of course honey,  the garage door is closed."
 
The guy went to his secretary and  told her that his wife said the
garage door was  closed. The  lady realised that he did not understand
her so she  moved a little  closer and said,
"I mean you did not  zip your trousers".
 
The  guy said,"ok" and went to his office and zipped his trousers.
 
When he came back he said to  his secretary:
"When the garage was open, did  you see my Mercedes Benz?"
 
The lady said,
 
"No, only a Mini-Cooper with  two flat tyres"