guys,just thot this could make you laugh!

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I

really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come

work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I

feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes

everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I

feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."