A southern Baptist minister was completing a
temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."