There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this :)
>
>       I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the
>       week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office
>       to
>       tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I
>       had only
>       just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
>       around
>       8:45 am.
>
>       The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
>       time to spare.
>
>       As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
>       when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
>       make
>       the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet
the
>
>       washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
>       wash in "that
>       area" to make sure I was at least presentable.
>
>       I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
>       hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
>
>       I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
>       in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
>       table,
>       looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was
in
>       Paris
>       or some other place a million miles away. I was just a little
>       surprised when
>       the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
>       haven't
>       we?"
>       I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief
>       and went home.
>       The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking,
>       etc.
>
>       After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
>       from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
>
>       I told her to get another one from the closet.
>       She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
>       all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."