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Ngwazi


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Chiki,


just thought you would be interested with this,wakhala ukutitenga iwe ndi nkhani zako ztinena ife amuna,so its payback time(but remember its just for laughs,nothing personal)


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A


WOMAN


 


Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.


 


Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America.  Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.


 


Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


 


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


 


Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


 


Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.


 


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.


 


After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

 


Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick.


(not bad for a man,eh?)DISCLAIMER-This has been copied and forwarded to me by a friend and I dont claim ownership or any intellectual rights.



-- Edited by Ngwazi at 20:04, 2005-05-19

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ushergirrl


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well well well!!! to all my fellow ladies out there dont ya think somehow,some where there is a truth in in this so called geography of a woman? its very funny to ready though,the more i read i kept on sayin': koma ndiye kutilakwira,mpaka kuthera ku afghanistan...

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Chiki


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Ngwazi,


lol .Ayi wakhwana. guess i deserved that. Funny enough i totally agree wit the geography of a woman. Their definately is some specs of truth in it. Tiooona.



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Brandy1


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Ok Ngwazi, how about this, "Men are like computers, they can do wotever you want them to do as long as you press the right button."

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game


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chiki

pamenepo bwa.Ngwazi wapha.mkazi anatipweteka uyu.



aka kangokhala ka ndemanga.


why did God create men?

because vibrators couldnt mow the lawn.

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chichi


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Ngwazi that was funny hehehe i cant stop laughing especially the Afghanistan LOL



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