The Other Malawian Goods

Black Panther · Senior Member

The Other Malawian Goods

Tiyo · Newbie

quote:
Originally posted by: Black Panther
"I was told by other africans that Malawian women have been blessed upstairs (and I dont mean brains) True or False ...

What do you mean by that? As for the mzungu nose ain't we part of the bantus?

Ngwazi · Guru

quote:
Originally posted by: Black Panther
"I was also told Malawians in general have Mzungu noses , True or False?"

Black Panther,

this part is false,akadzawona mphuno ya Bingu sazanenanso zimenezo!!!

Chiki · Veteran Member

quote:
Originally posted by: Ngwazi
" Black Panther, this part is false,akadzawona mphuno ya Bingu sazanenanso zimenezo!!!"

hehehe.

Black Panther · Senior Member

Ngwazi , I mean that people say Malawian females have big breasts compared to other africans.

They said our noses are finer the other in subsaharan africa, and almost like mzungus peoples.

sepusepu · Senior Member

I have to research on this story about boobs. On the nose i will have to agree with ngwazi.

PeterGriffin · Member

quote:
Originally posted by: Black Panther
"I was told by other africans that Malawian women have been blessed upstairs (and I dont mean brains) True or False ... I was also told Malawians in general have Mzungu noses , True or False?"

Hey! Maybe you are just trying to hint that you have been told that you have a nose like that and that you have nice boobs. I personally have never heard somebody saying this, but since I come from Malawi, I think that is all false, I mean some chics do have that and some don't. But it's more on the don't.

chichi · Senior Member

hahaha Ngwazi thats funny

sugarplum · Member

quote:
Originally posted by: Black Panther
"I was told by other africans that Malawian women have been blessed upstairs (and I dont mean brains) True or False ... I was also told Malawians in general have Mzungu noses , True or False?"

Are you trying to say that mzungus are better looking than blacks??Because if malawians are beautiful because they have european noses then that's messed up. Dont get brainwashed by people in europe. I have seen many goodlooking malawians with african features and they are truly beautiful.An african is an african they have that special sumthin that europeans dont have.If someone told me that im goodlooking because I have european features then they would HAVE it from me.That would be an insult. We should not sell out. Please. Always be original

Ngwazi · Guru

quote:
Originally posted by: Black Panther
"Ngwazi , I mean that people say Malawian females have big breasts compared to other africans. They said our noses are finer the other in subsaharan africa, and almost like mzungus peoples. "

Black Panther,

if it was a man/men telling you this amafuna akupusise,inali lido kuti umve bwino hoping that he/they will be able to lay you,and if it was a woman amafuna akubele kapena akudyele.Just like in each and every country,we have the good ones and the not so good ones(avoid using ugly pliz),its everywhere and in everything.How do you tell a Zambian from a Malawian if both of them are speaking english or Tumbuka(not Nyanja of course)?There is nothing to seperate them and those who told you cannot seperate them either,amakunamiza.

Pa nkhani ya mphuno kapena titi mfuno,just look at Bingu or Shanil or a Ntaba kapena a Mary Nangwale,tipitilize?could we truthfully and honestly say these "mfunos"are finer than ya malemu Brenda Fassie?kapena ndi same same?

-- Edited by Ngwazi at 01:45, 2005-05-21

game · Guru

panther

the person who made that comment was taking a mick.he or she looked at your nose and just thought of making an indirect comment.be alert.

Black Panther · Senior Member

Sugarplum, no I wasnt saying Mzungus have better noeses, and the person wasnt implying that either. They were non- Malawian. And were just making an d observation abuot how Malawians look. When I used the word "fine" I ment it in the traditional sense , as in small and pointy. I didnt meant fine as we generally use it today in slang!

Also, if a guy was trying to "lay" me and thats the best thing he could say to me...he aint gonna lay me.

sugarplum · Member

quote:
Originally posted by: Black Panther
"Sugarplum, no I wasnt saying Mzungus have better noeses, and the person wasnt implying that either. They were non- Malawian. And were just making an d observation abuot how Malawians look. When I used the word "fine" I ment it in the traditional sense , as in small and pointy. I didnt meant fine as we generally use it today in slang! Also, if a guy was trying to "lay" me and thats the best thing he could say to me...he aint gonna lay me."

Sorry i misunderstood you sweetness. Respect

Paudah_Paf · Member

quote:
Originally posted by: Black Panther
"I was told by other africans that Malawian women have been blessed upstairs (and I dont mean brains) True or False ... I was also told Malawians in general have Mzungu noses , True or False?"

On the noses hell no. My dad likes saying that we all look like we have toads on our faces...
Heh heh... check it out the next time you're in a group with Malawians.
On the mammaries I agree, double D cups are plentiful.
One more thing though, Malawian women seem to have heels that jut out a bit, Like when they're wearing slip-ons, watch out for that one too.
And the funniest thing is, we're the friendliest people in Africa... except to each other!
Bwanji kodi???

Black Panther · Senior Member

Paf ur right-we are afrinedly bunch but why cant we get a long