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PeterGriffin


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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two
Prostitutes and take
them to their separate hotel  rooms. The first dwarf,
however, is unable to get an erection. His Depression
is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he
hears his little friend  shouting out cries of "Here I
come again ONE,  TWO,THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How
did It go?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply
couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's
embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."

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ha! ha! thats really funny nkhani za ku chipinda ndi zowaza! check out this crazy lad:


Good Manners
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady. How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I have to go pee."
"That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table.
And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." 

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