I bought this topic up a year and some months ago but it seems as if you brothers never learn coz it's just happened again to a dear friend of mine so i thought i'd bring it up again just to remind ya'll!

A few days ago, after more than a few beers at a local watering hall, a friend pulled a rather large woman and persuaded her to let him go back to her house when the place shut. They soon got down to business, and despite the room being pitch black, it wasn't hard to locate her massive boobies. So he started sucking greedily on a hardened nipple. And then,rather surprisingly, he got a mouth full of warm milk. Being the perfect gentleman, he immidiately asked her if she had recently given birth, but she rather angrily claimed that she hadn't. So he carried on regardless and had a thouroughly enjoyable night of blubber-bashing with the chubby gal. When he woke up in the morning, he looked down at the large woman and was rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her nipple, the shrivelled remains of a monstrous boil(chilonda cha zimafinye) which he had clearly sucked dry during their night of passion.

So my advice once again to you ma brothers is that DO NOT TURN THE LIGHTS OFF. What fun is there if the lights are off? I thought sight is the best aphrodisiac of all? Leave the lights on and enjoy yourselves, otherwise you might end up like ma brother above. And PLEASE be VERY VERY careful with these TAKE AWAYS!