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MISS THANG


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Becareful wot you pick up niggas.....It happenned to a friend
A while ago, after more than a few delicious beverages at his local, he pulled a rather large woman and persuaded her to let him go back to her house when the pub shut.  They soon got down to business and despite the room being pitch black, It wasn't hard to locate her massive boobies, so he started sucking greedily on a hardened nipple.  And then rather to his surprise he got a mouth full of warm milk.  Being the perfect gentleman, he immediately asked her if she had recently given birth, but she rather testily claimed that she hadn't.  So he carried on regardless and he had a thoroughly enjoyable night.  When he awoke in the morning, he looked down at the large woman and was rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her nipple, the shrivelled remains of a huge, monstrous boil(chilonda chazimafinye) which he had clearly sucked dry during his night of passion.
 
Whe i was 1st told this i thru up.....
It's sick
 
 

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This **** will give me some freaking nightmares. thats sick!!!

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oh my God i feel sick - thats disgusting!!!!

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!


wait, so her chilonda tasted like milk?? da f*ck????



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Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "Sh***" meant.

Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.

Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".

Next day he comes home a asks what does "F****in'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".

That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.

He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, s****'s on the table and mom and dad are upstairs f****in'".


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Ok sungani, dat was funny and all... but what's this gotta do with the story???



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Yea thats one nasty a$$ story


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Here is anther one for you 2 words, by the way is that your photo/ if you are then you real cute.







Fathead

A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders two vanilla cones, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and says "What do you want, Fathead?" The guy at the counter was appalled. He asked the man why he did that. The man said "There are three things a man wants in life, 1) A Big truck. You see that truck out there, biggest damn truck in the county. 2) A nice house. I got the nicest house in the state. And 3) a tight pussy. And I had me one of them until fathead here came along.



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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha


eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww  ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaa


(chokes and falls off the chair)



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nanga chonchi!!


afella kumwa mafinya like so!....azimayinunso koma zinazi kumanena, how can you let a brother drink the juice out osamuuza kuti akumwa mafinya.....


ada amenewo ndiye ayenera akunenepa ndi mafinyawotu...how many pounds has he gained so far....... 



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This one is dedicated to "Observer"


 















Picking Fruit

Two guys sneak into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want," said the farmer.
The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer.
The farmer says,"now shove em' all up your ass."
The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then e starts to laugh.
"Why you laughing?" asked the farmer.
To which the man replied, "My friend is out picking watermelons!"



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if you found that funny, ace ventura is your favourite movie of all time

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Sungani,


Thanks for the holla. Lets keep this place rocking.



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Your funny "awmygowd". I like your photo below, keep smiling



 



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Nice picture! (you must have taken it just after i read the first line of your "joke") But it's not you who was supposed to react, I was talkin about that lame ass joke at the top. That doesn't mean I liked yours tho'. I mean- can't you post something fresh that will actually make people laugh? Please?

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"Nice picture! (you must have taken it just after i read the first line of your "joke") But it's not you who was supposed to react, I was talkin about that lame ass joke at the top. That doesn't mean I liked yours tho'. I mean- can't you post something fresh that will actually make people laugh? Please?"


hahah!!! EASY ON 'EM!! 



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Inde munyanya amunanu , dyela, mumangoti chagwa m'mbale ndi ndiwo?

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Ayi anaphunzira ameneyo wakudya mafinyayo.Kumayatsa magetsi, munthu wosamudziwa?

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Girl that's just plain sick DAMMIT!
You have effectively cured me of any 'take-home' tendencies...
I'll sue you for my appetite, I want it back!



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