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js

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Date: Nov 23, 2004

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This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2,1999. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat," The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:> IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!! __________________ lyfeisgood

geuvara

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thats a good laugh!you have me cracking though am ill. __________________

phoebs

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oh!!! funny!!!! but Gross EWWWW!!! wot in the world were they thinking? Vanilla Pudding Really? __________________ you only got one life to live!!! Dimayison.. 'if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Make the best out of your circumstances!!"

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