Its a free country brothaman. Talking about kids, carrying cigars around should be the least of your worries my friend. Are you also going to complain against the way we Malawians drink? Its not a secret that we drink like waulele and we even take our kids to BBQ's where they watch us shamelessly flaunting our styles, chasing other peoples wives/girlfriends, getting drunk whereby we become public nuisances, running away when time comes to contribute for alcohol, drooling over half naked, free for all, stank mamacitas while your babymama is a few feet away, fighting with fellow Malawians for reasons that would make our families back home cry in shame (they might even consider disowning us), .............the list is endless.

Bottom line: Nobody gives a hoot (I meant to use the other four letter word) about cigars blah blah blah. If you dont like it, go dig yourself a hole and jump in. I am sure you took courses in "kukumba nkhuti 101" , and youthweek 1964-1994 in primary school and "kugaula ndime 400" as soon as you were old enough to "kugwila Khasu/kuswa mphanje", might as well use those skillz. That way you dont have to spend money on "tameki" for your suicide.