A lady walked in a hair salon with her husband and 3 kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" She turned around and walked back out and never went back. The husband didn't say a word, he knew better.

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the young sales reps. He asked if he could help me, without thinking  i looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

While in line at the bank one afternoon, a toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. The mother was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. She told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To her horror the toddler looked her in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for the whole week and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will in the future likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow and don't get any? A true story.... a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So, Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!

PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!