Can any Malawian explain why this borroks Bingu is failing to arrest me (Dumboh),Jumbie and Bakili wat da fcuk is he waiting for . Man let us be straight with ya ,we three ,steal billions of kwachas hence everybody knows about it and damn  doing nothing .Lastly to all malawians wherever you're just know me (Dumbo )and ma friend make your kins  suffer hell one way round all other, even yourself   :

such is life ::

 1. while Ayatollah was balling in USA brandy amanyela muchimbuzi chokumba

2. Putting a dirt sports jersey at your best friends wedding

3 Doing nites cos you cant stand  you wife/husband/boyf or ya girlf fatting **** whole nite   

4. Men hammering men ,women smoothering women ,men bonking women and women fuking men

5. Bakili Muluzi still refered to President wathu wa Malawi

6. DR ntada back as minister of health after embezzling sixty million kwacha   from the same ministry

7. Bonking you friends  girl while his doing nites

8.Trying to make Malawiana .net a cultural and tourism website

9.Being Chioza B.....e   a nut buster

10.Trying to inport mbuta from chibuku tarven to USA cos she cant get one to bonk after being walloped by every dude in the street ,work, home ,pub ,etc