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Originally posted by: mbuta
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Kumudzi kuno atate or amayi  being fat or obese ,dat means man kudya bwino but where most you're that means unhealthy which in our opinoin we dont beef about it.
But when it come to sex man we dont understand ,fancy a 250kg man with his floppy belly, thick legs pouncing on a 250Kg woman with thick legs and drooping belly
So Advocate pliz sort us out if you got hot stuff of thick men and thick women may be we can ve a picture of how it goes cos we dont really understand them when it comes to sex the rest BAKILI:-- Edited by mbuta at 23:57, 2004-10-20"

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Originally posted by: The Advocate
"And when I said variety is eyecandy, I meant that I guess it adds to the wonder of life that some people are tiny while others aren't.We have to be different and that means color, shape, size, height etc to prevent having a monotonous, boring world!"

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Oh waawu-u-wu! We got you straight men  all we 're insterested in is just to remove negative taste of being thick  and happliy having  sweet sex of which we  dont understand

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Ryan, I knew you were a fool the first time I read your first posting on this forumn. Do you remember the quoted posting above? Are you another John Kelly? First you agree with me before you decide to disagree with me. You dumb idiot, are you suffering from bi-polar disorder or someone has been feeding you some wine from the church for you to change your tonne all of a sudden. If you are trying to get sympathy from some fat lady, don't be acting like an assshole on this joint. Are you a mkhedu? Paja inu tukumu tukumu. Not here my friend. Ayatollah will tell you exactly what time it is.

For your own information, my posting did not intend to degrade any woman. The issues I pointed out are facts and if someone is ashamed of themselves because they have fat legs, then that is their problem. For example Ryan, are you ashamed that your face is full of pimples? We all sympathize with you and understand that this is just part of your adolescence. I understand you are horny but just don't start with Ayatollah just to score a few points with some ladies. Try using your status. I remember you preaching that your dad is American. Alot of Malawian women are looking for a fool like you so that they can get a Green Card and take you to the laundry and clean your pockets real well. That is if you have anything at all.

:   I  LIKE YOU BOTH  AYATOLLAH  AND ADVOCATES........KIDS !!.....KIDS! ........KIDS!!!  GOT SEE YA MAMA:cry:

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Originally posted by: The Advocate
"Mbuta? ha!ha!ha! I aint gonn' see my mama! Can I see yours? (joke!)"

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ASK MBILI KU NJANJI, mwana lume wane .

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Originally posted by: The Advocate
"ha!ha! Mbuta, okay, I know what "mwana lume wane" means! I'm not that good in that language but I know they have    'monire  or muli wali' there as well, right? Man, I need to take time out to learn these things!"

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 Advocate---Now I believe or wat Ayatollah said about ya  having an American papa ,a Ugandan mama born in Sudan holding Malawiana  pass

Ryan, I know you are an imbecile but please, don't let emotions act against the benefit of the little intellect you got. Analyzing your postings and vocabulary style, there is no doubt in my mind that you are either a product of some third class educational system or you are just straight up one dumb fella. Glad you have straightened out the fact that your bi-polar disorder is not acting up on you lately. Understandably, my postings contain so much dose of reality and they are not intended for the Weak mind like you. Yes my postings can be controversial at times and they are intended for those who have a back bone. No wonder your sorry is trying to insinuate that Ayatollah is trying to scare people up in this joint. That is not the case young man.

You are trying to convince people that you are doing well by comparing yourself with Ayatollah. Listen up young man, Ayatollah is a self made man. I am proud to say, I did not ride on anyone's back to get to where I am today. My parents only paid my school fees until Standard eight and I have been on Scholarships through out because I am smart as they come.  I went to Kamuzu Academy on Scholarship, From there I went to London School of Economics and came to UCLA at Berkely for further studies. At only 26, now I work in NY for a very prestigious firm making enough to support the entire district where your mother comes from. Tell me the honest truth about yourself and let's see who is the man. Contact me in Private and I will give you my contact details and where I work. Talking about looks, I am very happy with my looks. I am 6" 4 and weigh 200 lbs. The only African to appear on the cover of UCLA Year book and graduated Magna Cum Laude. I leave a mark every where I go but unlike you I never want to boast about it. Self made. The only thing my parents gave me was this advice, " Go and make us proud" and indeed I am happy that I have.

Ryan, here is a little dose of reality. Personally I do not care that your dad is American and neither do I worry that his forefathers were Slave owners. Further to this, I do not care that your father took advantage and married a 20 year house servant (Your mother), when he was in his late 60's. May be he could not find asss in the States because he was either too broke or his looks leave a lot to be desired. It's all good because you are the by product of this marriage and I suspect you are one ugle Kaladi. You may have been born out of extra-ordinary circumstances but that does not make you better than me. Your father is probably white trailer trash and that is why he went to seek the dollar in Africa. It is people like him who are sent by the well to do to go and exploit Africa left right and center. I don't blame him though, there is just as much poverty in USA though not to the magnitude of Malawi. Most Americans who go to Africa are either poor or average people back home. Let me tell you what the law of average means to Ayatollah. Average is the bottom of the top or in other words, average is the top of the bottom. There is no doubt in my mind that your father and you are either poor or average. But you don't see it because you are comparing yourselves with Africans who your grand fathers have been exploiting since the beginning of time. My last advice to your horny asss is, stop dreaming and keep it gangsta. Relax, Ayatollah ain't trying to scare no one and he ain't scared of no muntu. Spitting the truth and fire at the same time. The truth shall set you free.

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Originally posted by: The Advocate
"Ayatollah I could not help but laugh at your ever dumb comment. After all, what can one expect from an obvious idiot like you? When I responded to your message where you were making fun of a girl, I was laughing coz I found it funny at first. But the more I read your comments and others, I realized you are a worldclass idiot and I even wondered why I found your post funny at first.I have no idea who John Kelly is and I am not trying to be who or what I'm not.I aint got no bipolar disorder, it's obviously you who has some kind of virus up that lobe you call a brain coz all you seem to do is try to get on people's nerves. You think you can be some kind of don by threatening people? Well guess what? No one here and definitely not me is scared of you. You are nothing but a bully with no life and I wonder who on earth misled you along the way.I aint trying to score points with the ladies; I was just commenting on what some brainless worms like you write about some people, in this case, big women. There is no **** you can tell me about anything and you can never ever reach my status even if you slaved your bully self forever in Richville. And if you read my post carefully, I did not mention any names and I CLEARLY indicated that the post was not an attack on anyone. Why is it that you have made it your personal mission to act the fool you obviously are by talking crap? I've learnt that people like you are definitely insecure and your breed tends to feel much better by bullying others.I aint no adolescent and when you say 'we all sympathize with you?' who the hell is "we"? Man, you got issues and you need serious help.I am not horny (boy, you are insane!) and I aint no fool like you.So what if my dad is American? I was not preaching when I said that, I was merely trying to make it clear which Ryan I am from the start and it's obvious that a fool like you saw that as a sermon. My mom and dad got married out of love many many years ago before you even started to shed your baby teeth.I am no fool and I know all the tricks that people like the desperate you will do to get a Green Card. I am a legitimate American citizen and there aint no way anyone's gonna fool me into marriage so they can get a Green card. My pockets can never ever be emptied by anyone coz I have a brain (unlike you) and I know how to protect what I have. You think I don't have anything? To put it bluntly to you, boy, I am far wealthier than you WILL EVER BE! You can get three jobs, trade your alcohol-filled body and soul and even have a shot at the lottery, but you will NEVER have what I have. I couldn't help but laugh even more over how shallow-minded you are? How the hell can you even make an example of my skin? I aint got no pimples and if you and me were to stand side by side, you would look like a tiny, burnt shrimp! Call me vain but I know I'm not some pimply adolescent. I have a life, respect and I am going places. Iwe, continue nthito zako zolonda manda usikuzo! Ayatollah, you are nothing but a bully and I aint scared of you. Ntchito kutukwana basi, who the hell do you think is scared of you? If you wanna fight with me, I'm game! You talked about your girl on the board and then you started perving on someone else?? You really have the morals of an alley cat and it's obvious you think with your dick!! You can call me anything you want, write any **** you want about me and against me, it won't break any bone in me and I wont go anywhere else. You think you're a man but let me tell you something, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A HUNGRY, ANGRY, INSOLENT LITTLE BOY IN A MAN'S SKIN! Get a life! Ryan Stannon  "

 

Ryan darling,

Don't let this nigga get to you son..ndi chitsilu. Its pretty sad considering all that education. Iwe just keep your BP down, otherwise you're just seeping to his level. But obviously we must have scratched a nerve of the Mighty Grand ****, cause you and I seem to be making camios in his recent comments.

I love it

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Ayatollah

If your credentials are true as you want us to believe then should live up to your standards by refraining from disrepecting other people's parents like you just did with Ryan's parents. That was very uncalled for. If you are that educated then you should have known that you don't stress a point or win a debate by using bad words or cussing others rather but presenting facts and arguments in a civilized manner. That wasn't very nice of you and I have definitely lost some respect that I had for you. Sometimes  we all tend to get carried away when we are debating but we ought to check ourselves every now and then. Most of what people write on this forum ,I believe, is meant for fun so please dont get too personal.