To all Malawian Electorate in USA, 10 reasons to vote for Dubya Bush:

1- he will cut tax and you will have more take home salary and you will be able to call Ambuya from home

2-they will be few jobs as it has already proved the past four years and more agencies will close living more of ma trapped men jobless

3-the rich will get richer as the tax cut dearly benefits only few rich men like him and ma fellow trapped mem

4-He will make all so called trapped men, American bon fide

5-He will give more aid to poor countries like home (Malawi) of million of millions dollar deals to USA GM companies to send their products to Africa since people in Europe and America itself doesnt like them (mumadziwa kuti GM foods zimayambitsa zipere?

6-He will send troops to Zimbabwe to remove Notorious Big Mugabe

7-He will send all gays and resbians to Iraq to prove to the world that Iraq is a changed country since the removal of Sadam Hussen

8-He will visit Malawi and have a Republican party rally at Kwacha Freedom park and give cash to dance performers at the rally and thank all malawian voters in America for giving him a second term.

9-He is a born again christian

10-He doesnt know that there is huge petrolleum reserves in Lake Malawi otherwise Malawi would be worse than  NIgeria or Angola 

I like Dubya Bush