Two friends, a Mr. Clever Bwalya and a Mr. Doubt Banda went on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, Bwalya wakes his faithful friend.

"Doubt, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Doubt replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Doubt ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Bwalya is silent for a moment, and then speaks. "Doubt, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."