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I told you guys am polly ndiye pakatipa ndinayendela kumudzi.but the rumour I hear two special branch bastads left home for USA,reason; achair zinthu zawavuta ,there is a great competetion Atupele is banging aunt Kapweleza Binda,Atupele is banging Lilian Phatell,the list is endless but making a big challenge is banging the wife of BM and the old man has gone mad he's selling that building the goverment (Malawi Revenue Authority)  built for him ,so the old man could 've something to buy like chishango ,mpunga wovika and sometimes chinangwa ,big man azikukuta.


 Since the old man was banging the same thangos and being told shaft yao inalopwa, even madam Shanik admits to Moni magazine saying , 'achair in bed its a zero a total flop and that Atupele is really showing signs of a big bonker and that hes a good suckerate .so the old man is selling the building and order 72000tns (seventy two thousand tonnes) of VIagra from America I hear only few dudes there are  busy looking the stuff for him on the white market.Good lads (gaini)business ndi yomweyo make money a short break from warehouse  and nursing homes (seventeen thousand tonnes of viagra !!!::



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??????????????


Nthabwala or true riddle?



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he is getting a life now you know two cocks sangalire in one kraal the best team is starting to show up did you hear about the thondwe mafia asking to be arrested all because he now stinks **** after all the pomp all these guys talk of Bagus,Maluwa,Jumbe these guys used to move around in heavy cars now they are just like Dossi humbled in a sixteen valve wont be surprising to see them next akukwela ya highway

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Mr /Miss/Mrs Observer you seem to be a person of good connections .This aint a joke or riddle as you think ,'ve you got a friend or relative in the UDF Natoinal Excutive Committee ? It s a brothel, men hammering  each other women smoothering each other ,men bonking women and women ****ing men.Wonder why Aleke Banda ,Harry Thomson and Justin Malewezi resigned ,Dr Bingu doesnt like to a attend those so called UDF (nec)meetings and Brown Mpunginjira being back? He likes it  ,his a master of all this to the point of sniffing VIagra now you can uderstand how urgent the stuff is really important to BAKILI achair.


 So Observer if you're really interested contact Sam Mfasu ,Damn Layman or Saturday Jumbe straight you got a deal . USA!!! ($)Dollars....$ dollars....dollars



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Obingiza that Thondwe self made mafia man stinks smoke (utsi) cos he hasnt taken a bath since that time he was stuck in the Petrolleum Contol Commision offices when he was burning the building .bosting to his mates he was destroying the files ,what a bor***ks!


Kukhwima mpa litsilo kulowa mmaso kutsala pang'ono going blind.Leymani kununkha ngati ka chizinga ka galu.


 Bingiza tell babawo azisamba.





About corruption in Malawi :A Malawi and Nigerian deregates went to Indonnesia they met their counterpart and he took them home ,the Malawi and the Nigerian deregate were surplised with what their friend possesed,a big house and  two benzos.The two guys asked the Indonnesian guy how he got all those monies to have a big house and two mercs.The Indonnesian guy pointed to the road, a four lane motorway  and said smilling "ten percent I got from it"


After sometime the Malawi and Indonnesian guy. went to Nigeria and the host took them home ,the Indonnesian and Malawi deregates were even surplised with what there host got a big house and ten mercs and the Indonesian  and Malawian guy asked where he got all the monies to have that big house and ten mercs.The Nigerian pointed to a road ,asingle lane and said "hundred percent I got  from it." From there the three guys together left for Malawi .In Malawi the Idonnesian and Nigerian guy were even more surplised to see the house of their host a palace man, ten mercs ,the Nigerian and Indonnesian guy asked where he got all those monies to have that palace and ten mercs .He pointed to a post about road project ,saying "that road hundred percent I got it in advance."


The NIgerian and Indonnesian shook their heads in disbelief saying, "IMF says Indonnesia and Nigeria are corrupt countries but this country Malawi is WORST"


What ashame!!!::  



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he he he!!! Kumeneko ndiye timati kubwela mbuta. Tell it as it is!

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guys, I think you are overating the situation with the guys. I dont think it's that bad in the camp. By the way all those NDA guys havr gone back in. Politics stink you know, these people are just riding each other. wot do you  think?

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"guys, I think you are overating the situation with the guys. I dont think it's that bad in the camp. By the way all those NDA guys havr gone back in. Politics stink you know, these people are just riding each other. wot do you  think?"
If you think ,Phoebs, is true in you opinion  then it really stinks to you to me politics smells nice but I hate men like Bakili ,Tembo Gwanda Chihana Mpinganjira these' re glutonist which needs to be burned live in hot oil.They have done enough .

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these are the people we don't like but unfortunately they are still featuring highly on the scene.

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