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UK ARTIFICIAL ZOO
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Many Malawians have been travelling abroad to seek greener pastures. Many are nurses who eventually take their husbands with them. Unfortunately, these men can't find decent jobs and find themselves doing the rat race or funny jobs just to make ends meet.
So one of them finds a job as a zoo attendant. But as there are not many wild animals in UK zoos, the institution decides to hire people and have them pretend to be zoo animals - dressed in real animal skins so as to keep zoo attendance figures up.
Our Malawian friend happily takes up one of the jobs dresses up in a monkey skin doing all sorts of acrobatics swinging from tree to tree. As he is busy entertaining people, he accidentally falls in a lions den. The lion roars so loudly that
the "Monkey" shouts Mayoooo, Mayooo ndafa ine! Then the lion approaches the ALMOST DEAD "monkey" and says 'Usaope kwambili , inenso ndi wa pa NYASA!"
Tonse tuli muimozi.
It was such a dramatic event that on that day ticket sales almost doubled!! Yet till now, nobody knew that those animals were well and trully Nyasa guys!


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