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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell
for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his
eternity.

He goes to Germany hell and asks, "what do they do here?" He is told
"first
they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a
bed
of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips
you for
the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He
checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers
that they are all similar to the German hell!

Then he comes to the Malawian hell and finds that there is a long line
of
people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He
is
told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then
they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Malawian devil comes in
and
whips you for the rest of the day.

 But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so
many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity due to load shedding, so the
electric chair does not work.
The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable
to
sleep on.

And the Malawian devil used to be a civil servant when he was alive, so
he
comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private
business.


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Ha ha ha!

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funny ahh

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next time remember to click on jokes

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