A woman was out golfing  one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look  for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me  from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog,  and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a  condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to  be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do  realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in  the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied,  "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have  eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the  world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the  world. The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in  the world and he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart  attack!!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for  you, Stop here and continue feeling good.....


Male readers: PLEASE  READ ON


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The  man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the  story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them  continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a  woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after our advise to stop!