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THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON.... ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY A SERVICE." THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP. NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A "THANK YOU" CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY A SERVICE. THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP. THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

A MALAWIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY A SERVICE." THE MALAWIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES. THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE...






CAN YOU GUESS ???










TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS











COME ON, THINK LIKE A MALAWIAN..............










A DOZEN MALAWIANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT...

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Ha ha ha!

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A Malawi ku ponderedzana.  Za ulere ndi go konko!!

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Azungu azaziwa bwanji kuti kuli m'yasalande ku UK.Hope it wasn't  gogo E....!!!??

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u`ve made ma day

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mizu yapasi


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Mbomba,nice that I have made ur day but u have to realise that it did actually happened.

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Total bull****ting are you Malawians out there this desparate? Oh man get a life. I can imagine Eetcheef in front Studa,Rick and all the rest in line hahahahahahahahahahahah

-- Edited by bingiza at 17:29, 2007-02-19

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che bingiza, generalising issues are we?

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!Ha ahahahahha hahahahaah ahahahahaha hmmm hahahahahahahahahah eeeeeyah hmmm hahahahahahahaha iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ahhahahahahhahahahahaha ooooh hmmm hahahahahahahahahaha!
koma ndiye ndasekatu.ku uk kumeneko?.hahahaha



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osasewela ndi fodya wamkulu, anthu ayambakale kungaza!

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Studa wrote:

che bingiza, generalising issues are we?

No saying it the way i see it, maybe you were on that queue as well?



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easy on the smoke! hallucinations are not a welcome sign!

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who is hallucinating? Wabayizika eti

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ukuwona masomphenya ndi iweyo! bwino naye fodyayo!

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Inu mumatiatani?zaulele tiamaitanizana kumene kaya'hahhahahahahahahha

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