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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

And now the big one!!!!!!!!
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick.


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Of all the things on Earth, iwe ungamaganize zinthu zopanda nzeru ngati zimenezi. Find something better to do with your time.



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Ayi ndithu!Mavuto aakulu.What do you think TT when you got nothing to do.I think i need to know you better coz you are so funny.

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My question to this guy is " Is your mother a woman?" Yes she is, you should be ashamed.

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mulomwe wrote:


My question to this guy is " Is your mother a woman?" Yes she is, you should be ashamed.

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thank you. TT, Why?

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you made me laugh for a few seconds there. though i must point out that your summarisation is not exhaustive, there is still more!! positive, neutral and negative it can never be expressed so succinctly, never!!

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